Definitions
Wiktionary
old fart (plural old farts) – (derogatory, idiomatic) An elderly person who holds old-fashioned views.
Synonyms: fossil, geezer (male), old broad (female)
Anagrams: flatrod
Macmillan Dictionary
- someone who is boring and old–fashioned
- People who are old-fashioned or do not like change
Urban Dictionary
2. old fart – An old guy that is just not right
3. old fart – a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time
4. old fart – Mattdude’s father.
5 old fart – What you smell when you smack your hand on your couch, car, or dining room chair, seat cushions.
Expression: I was doing spring cleaning and beating the dust off the couch when that old fart hit me right in the face.
Longman Dictionary
Old Fart – informal a stupid and uninteresting older person
Expressions:
- Soho, meanwhile, enthuse and make me feel like a miserable old fart.
- The old fart had served his purpose.
Old Fart (A Song For Blake)
by Dale Watson
Filmed Live at Johnny’s Outback Salado,
Texas August 18, 2013.
https://www.cghjournal.org/article/S1542-3565(17)30323-3/abstract
Two Old Farts and a Motorhome!! – Amazon
DIVING HEADLONG INTO RIB TICKLING SITUATIONS, WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES. THIS BOOK WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD!!
Leading up to retirement, authoress Patti Trickett and her husband Chris bought a 2 berth motor home.
Enjoying regular short breaks in the U.K; they eventually had an extended tour of Scotland to celebrate their retirement.
Learning the necessary skills of touring, the experienced some hilarious situations!
Returning home, they decided to do extensive planning, and drive their motor home through Central Europe to their villa in Crete!
Come with them, as they drive over the Swiss Alps. Live their hippy life style, as they camp near the golden sands of the Adriatic. Beach comb for shells, and collect driftwood for the BBQ, then dance in the surf at midnight under a full moon.
You are invited to take a romantic trip on a gondola in Venice, or do some sightseeing at the ancient Acropolis of Athens.
The ultimate destination was to arrive at their villa in Crete, and visit the remote villages, high in the Psiloritis Mountains, where they make true and lasting friendships, and meet many colourful characters whilst out walking.
Old Farts Ale
DESCRIPTION
- 500ml Strong Ruby Ale (abv 4.8%)
- A delightfully rich full bodied ale with a malty character.
- Hand crafted using traditional methods
INGREDIENTS
- Water, Malted Barley, Hops, Yeast.
REVIEWS
- None yet…
Old Farts Are Forever – Amazon
Legendary New Yorker cartoonist Lee Lorenz showcases his well-seasoned, fan-favorite characters in this one-of-a-kind collection titled Old Farts Are Forever.
Lee’s colorful old farts have been featured in boardrooms and bedrooms from snowy New England to balmy Boca Raton. They are the disappearing breed of ruthless senior industrialists and a growing legion of hapless victims of modern technology. His old farts face daunting doctors, pets that tyrannize their homes, and spouses who’d rather push them out of a moving car than share the last piece of coffee cake. C’est la vie, for an old fart. Welcome to Lee Lorenz’s world.
Old Farts Are Forever is the fabled cartoonist’s first collection. The millions of age-challenged Americans and the masses of New Yorker cartoon fiends who love Lee won’t be disappointed.
“I looked in the mirror one day and discovered that after so many years of drawing old farts, I had become one. Old Farts Are Forever is both a celebration of America’s favorite minority and an apology to a public I now realize was right all along.” –Lee Lorenz
2 Old Farts – Podcast
Phillip Hallum, Patrick Hallum, Casey Wessle
Old Farts in a Caravan Park – Spotify
